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averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

detectivedeathmachine:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:



THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

"excuse me yes i would like to be fitted for a small pair of shoes please"

detectivedeathmachine:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:

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THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

"excuse me yes i would like to be fitted for a small pair of shoes please"

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detectivedeathmachine:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:



THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

"excuse me yes i would like to be fitted for a small pair of shoes please"

detectivedeathmachine:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:

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THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

"excuse me yes i would like to be fitted for a small pair of shoes please"

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

Wow, you lasted that long?

numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

numenorr:

devildoll:

the giraffe is much more interested in being in this photo than the kid is

hi yes sure ill take a photo

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I